Entries from November 2009
Saturday night; After a few drinks at a packed bar and being shoved around we decided to go on a chicken mission. The adventure leads us down a main street in the pouring rain, huddled under umbrellas and walking about 2cm/h due to the inconvenience wearing heels brings us.
We finally find a random chicken shop that is open and pile in. As we are scoping the menu, Tam walks up to the counter and goes “EY! DID YOU SEE THAT? HE’S NOT WEARING ANY PANTS UNDER HIS APRON!”.
Surely enough, Mr Chicken man had no pants on. His excuse? “I just got out of bed.”
We pile out of the shop into the night, falling about in laughter and disgust. It makes you wonder what was actually in his ‘Jerk Chicken’.
Categories: London · funny
Tagged: Dick Chicken, London, Partying
5 minutes to touchdown at Heathrow airport. I’m tired, groggy from sleeping tablets, dehydrated and fluey. As we start to make the descent, turbulence kicks in and we all get thrown around a little. I dunno why but I love turbulence; it reminds me of the Lethal Weapon ride at Dreamworld. I’m in a window seat staring at the bright lights of london town when I hear an odd noise. I shrug it off as there have been many odd noises during this leg of the flight.
A few minutes pass when I smell something off. I look at the little indian dude next to me as he cradles two handfuls of strawberry ice-cream flavoured vomit. Nice. I throw my blanket at him and tell him to clean himself up. He looks at me funny when I realise he doesn’t actually speak english.
It was at this point that the pilot announces that he cant actually land as the plane on the runway in front of him took too long to get out of the way. In my head I’m thinking ‘FUCK MY LIFE, FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE’. Here I am sitting next to sour smelling upchuck dude, crusty as all hell and craving a bed, and this stupid plane can’t land.
I close my eyes and almost fall asleep. Sleeping pills are good. In no time we hit the tarmac and in one foul swoop I scoop up my carry on and sprint out of the airplane. Customs awaits.
It was then that I realised that upchuck dude left me a little present on my leg.
Welcome to London, Kayta. Enjoy your motherfucking stay.
Categories: Brain Vomit · London · funny
Tagged: Angry Kayta, Flight, Heathrow, London
November 17, 2009 · 1 Comment
My last week in Melbourne for a while. Gotta do some more of this:
(Great photo Hayley)
With my favourite people:
Catch you when I hit LDN xox
Categories: Home · Melbourne · Partying · Photos
Tagged: Affinity Music Group, Goodbye, I love you guys so much, Lady SJ, mayoress, Melbourne, Memphis
We all love a little bit of girly art yeah? I found Miss Led in my travels scouring people’s Tumblrs.
This one reminds me of my girl SJ.. maybe just because of the Free’s, or maybe because I miss SJ.
This Alice In Wonderland bathroom is so dope. I could totally imagine myself stumbling in there half asleep/drunk and having a heart attack though. That caterpillar is just so creepy, he looks like he’d be thinking about bending you over the bathroom sink.
I’m going to hunt this lady down when I get to the UK.
Categories: Art
Tagged: Art, Miss Led
Picture this: So I’m getting ready, getting my shit together to go to an epic housewarming and meet up with some friends. Being a single woman, I like to attempt to look nice. I’m walking around my apartment, putting make up on and trying to figure out what to wear when some fucking airborne creature flies into my head. BANG, straight into my dome. I don’t even know what it was but look what it fucking left behind.
I’m pointing to that giant lump on my eyebrow.
Seriously, what an awkward spot to have a bite.
What kind of world are we living in where insects bite people’s eyebrows? GOSH.
Categories: Brain Vomit · Photos
Tagged: bite, bug, eyebrow, hurts, upset
