Whilst I’m not working, I gotta fill my time to ensure I don’t end up doing insane things like sitting at home with my flatmates dressing up as Lady Gaga…

Hmm might be a bit late on that one.
Anyway, here are a list of some of the lovely things that keep me occupied.*
- Trying to figure out why they booted Keisha and Mutya from the Sugababes in the first place – Um hello, you dickheads, you got rid of the only two decent ones. Heidi is alright, the one that always goes to rehab is pretty hot, but not very talented – and who is this new one and why does she resemble a giant pile of blah?
- Listening to Florence and the Machine. See here:
- Googling how to make Maltesers.
- Being crude on twitter.
- Painting my nails only to have to use the bathroom or put pants on mid way.
- Trying to pick up Tinie Tempah on twitter.
- Making out of this world omelettes.
You should try at least one of the above.
*Disclaimer; I do actually have a bit of a life and have been exploring London and it’s people.. mostly..


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katie // January 21, 2010 at 1:09 PM |
I’m passing the unemployment time by watching way too many eps of The Wire and therefore am wandering around speaking like a Baltimore drug dealer.
“That toasted sandwhich needs to GIT GOT!”
“Where yo shoe at girl? Girl, WHERE IS YO SHOE?”